vetinaris

Got a fringe put in today and while I was having my hair cut the hairdresser was like, ‘I’m having a show in a few weeks and I need someone with a bob, want to model?’

And I was all like, ‘WHY YES I WOULD LOVE TO OF COURSE THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE MY GLORIOUS SELF’ and then she said that she’d been pretty much asking everyone who walked in with a bob and my dreams of becoming Australia’s Next Top Hair Model shattered before my eyes.